God takes a look at the Earth around the time of the Renaissance and everything looks pretty good so he takes a holiday. In Heaven-time this is just a weeks fishing trip, but on Earth several hundred years go by. When God returns, he finds all hell has broken loose: world wars, holocausts, famine, capitalism and fucking Christians everywhere. Theres only one thing for it. Theyre sending the kid back.

JC, reborn, is a struggling musician in New York City, trying to teach the one true commandment: Be Nice! His best chance to win hearts and minds is to enterAmerican Pop Star. But the number one show in America is the unholy creation of a record executive whos more than a match for the Son of God ... Steven Stelfox.